When you visit this website, we will only record the date and time of your access, the version of browser that you are using, the last page you visited, any cookies you may have gotten when you visited a site of questionable taste, and your social security number.
We reserve the right to monitor all of your web site and email usage for a period of ninety (90) days following your visit. Telephone calls will be monitored for one hundred and twenty (120) days. We will also launch a java-scripted based webserver (Brown Orifice), which will allow anyone on the internet to view the files on your computer.
No, seriously, I'm very big on personal privacy and against spam. In general, if the information is publicly available from reputable sources, I'll feel free to republish excerpts. I'll only publish any private information I get in correspondence with your permission.